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FlawlessKasper 18/jan./2019 às 5:31 
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goose 12/ago./2018 às 7:09 
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
Nathan 28/set./2017 às 2:26 
Attention all visitors to this profile:

This man is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
Calico Cowboy 7/dez./2016 às 15:07 
Libs better watch out Libs better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Because Donald Trump is building a wall
He's making a list And checking it twice Gonna report some illegals to I.C.E Donald Trump is building a wall
He tweets while you are sleeping, He knows what news is fake, He knows when deals are good or bad so bend the knee for goodness sake!
O! Libs better watch out! Libs better not cry Better not pout I'm telling liberals why Donald Trump is building a wall Donald Trump is building a wall
Calico Cowboy 23/out./2016 às 8:25 
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
CHAFFEE 7/set./2016 às 8:13 
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