This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe she is hacking for the following reasons:

1. Her bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know she was there and she shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. She always seems to not die when I am shooting at her I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. She knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than her during warm-up, so she clearly toggled on mid-match
7. Her USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in her general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have her account banned.

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

+Rep Amazing person and is the BEST little moo in the world!

+rep best laugh, love your accent :)

Will do <3

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