Was a sunny day and me and my mate got into a car crash, any way we both died and were repenting our sins to the big guy about all the horing and what not we've done.
There was this one occasion that god was perticularly interested in and asked if i was responsible, I said " no it wasnt me it was my mate, that was all his fault". Unfortunitly my mate had said the same thing about me......
I then said to God "dont worry about it ill help myself out".
So there I was on my way to hell, arived and man it was boring so i went to Satin and asked him if theres and jobs i can do.
Saten said "yea sure you can gaurd my fortriss" so off i went.
A few days later i returned to Saten and said "Saten have you got any harder jobs to do, this jobs just to easy"
Saten then said "sure, you can drive the slaves and keep them working" so off i went.
A few days later i returned to Saten and said "hey Saten you got any harder jobs to do, this jobs just to easy?"
Satin said " Alright your next job is to keep the furness of hell hot, Its the hardest job in all of hell" Righto i was off again.
Any way after doing that i returned to Satin and said "look these jobs are just to easy"
Saten was breathed and said " how on earth did you learn to work like this?"
i replyed " Ohh I worked for John"

Johns my boss, Thanks for reading XD