Recent reviews by Baby Grogu 420

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minecraft but for masochists

I wake up thinking about conveyor belts

After playing it for a little, I can verify that it is good

Hades never clicked for me but this is basically Hades that clicked for me.
Pretty artstyle
Enjoyable dialogue
Surprisingly good combat system
I think im hitting towards the end of the game and will probably beat it at the 10-11 hour mark but I am aware there is a boss rush type mode at the end also.

call me savage lee the way i be double penetrating her unkempt harold

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

Game is fun but wow are there a lot of design/gameplay choices that are questionable or downright just bad.

music and maps are good but everything's a reskin and the dlc is too short
horses are on steroids and the black powder doesn't quite work
I enjoyed it but it definitely can be much better

If you complain about rolling for stats, u r a lil whiny ♥♥♥♥♥ that wouldn't be pleased until you roll all 18 across the board