needs more spam to be quite honest

I regret looking at this chat

hi ich name is Igor, evry day i woke up at 3:30am and must go fed my neihgboaur rats just to go and watched your streamerino on his 25 kg sagem laptop. thanks to you i can carri myself from bronze V to unranked, im think im the very happier person in world, i wisch you long life my freund. Sorry for baddest englando, pls no copy pasterino frappuchino potatoni dongerini challengeroni my story

wtf, this isn't clayton...

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, T-34 wants to be a Facist for one night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), time to do some rammin'

why?