Battery Flaccid
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Remember when you finally got Leon to have sex with your sister, but he busted the moment she touched his leg? It was ME Chris, I used my T-Virus super speed to jack Leon off so fast he couldn't conceive with Claire! I will not allow the Redfield bloodline to continue!
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Davy_Crokett 9 May, 2021 @ 10:20am 
overachieve \ ˌō-​vər-​ə-​ˈchēv \ intransitive verb
overachievement \ ˌō-​vər-​ə-​ˈchēv-​mənt \ noun
Examples of overachiever in a Sentence
She is an overachiever who plans to attend a top college.
Recent Examples on the Web
That’s a little bit of a driver; there’s this underdog/overachiever-type mentality with this group.
— Dallas News, "‘We have to play better baseball’: Jon Daniels discusses Rangers’ expectations, strengths for 2021 season," 2 Apr. 2021
Given how he was hired and by whom, Pitino should be remembered as an overachiever.
— Star Tribune, "Why we should remember Richard Pitino as an overachiever in Minnesota," 15 Mar. 2021
Saab x32 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:14am 
Who the f4ck do you think you are “Mr. Battery Flaccid”? Is this some joke to you kid? You think you’re better than ME at video games. Whoa buddy just because your PLAYING Halo on LASO does not mean you’re playing LIFE on LASO, ok? I’m the real gamer here. I WAKE UP WITH ALL SKULLS ON. I speedrun piss in the morning WITH a ROCK SOLID BONER. LITERALLY NO MAN CAN DO THAT BUT ME. Not that you would know Mr. Flaccid.
Saab x32 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:13am 
Anyways, how many people do you know turn on the horny skull all day huh? CAUSE I DO. It’s so hard like MY Sgt. JOHNSON HAHA HALO PUN. Ok, so let me give you a little peak into my absolutely poggers life so you can take notes. At 8:00 am I drive to work with the speed limit skull active, kill some friendlies on the way to work for timesave, then I complete a days worth of work in 8 HOURS because it’s that difficult. I don’t talk to any of my female co workers for sexual misconduct claim skull timesave. I even do the lunch and bathroom skip because I hold the world record in the mid day category.
Saab x32 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:11am 
On the way home from work I shoot my pistol into the air to activate the police skull, WHICH IS INSANE I KNOW. I then evade the police and get arrested, but I perform a bribery to get the incarceration skip and STEAL A POLICE HELICOPTER TO FLY HOME. ITS FASTER I WOULD KNOW R3T4RD. Once I get home I then masturbate using a fleshlight to trick the game into giving me the “Lose your Virginity, Epic” achievement and surpass the sex skull, bet you didn’t think of that. Then I beat every single Halo on LASO including Halo Infinite by the way, while eating dinner, which I made the night before. IM THAT GOOD. I then HOLD MY BREATH until I pass out and fall asleep for bed time effeciency. I do all of this by 8:10 am. SO YEA WELCOME TO MY WORLD. HOPE YOU TOOK NOTES AND DONT EVER QUESTION MY GAMER SUPERIORITY. 8=======D