Recent reviews by Carpet Trader

It has been somewhat a few many weeks after the last review, then the china come come in their merry boats and planess and bring them the hacks that enable them shoot me me through hills with no eyes walls as thin as plaster and see me like suipercuck himself. A hacker once a week was k because the memes in squad would block out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but 3 hackers every night is worse than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the floor doing the dinosaur and realise that a hacker just killed you through walls because that chinese ♥♥♥♥ had dolans and bought programs to show how big his donger is but really has a stringy ♥♥♥♥ for a baby maker.

In all two things:

1. Ban all China man from this game

2.Ban them from all general games

Once we achieve this, we gain the sugar, then the power comes into our hands and give us immunity to diabetes one day because allbody knows that it is merely a social construct to control the sugar levels in our bodies and world.

The game is one the enlightens and strengthens the mind although it also has the potential to soul crush and break you from the inside with it's burdens of knowdledge cruel intentions and snark strategies to make innocent casual players pay the blood price if they decide to take on the hardcore road to olympus. Fear not chaos orbs and maybe a exalted orbs maybe be granted if decide to sacrafice a sanity or two here and there and back again. If you only play on standard league you are no super sand and don't deserve to call thyself a true knight of faggotland.

you play the cards for a while then more cards come out next patch then you farm the games for these more cards that in turn shall grant you more cards or you can simply just log in once every 24 hours for 7 days to get a big fat ass loyalty reward which in turn you shall use to get you more cards. This game definately about cards.

You shoot the aliens but aliens no be seen until they splurt out of pocket where they hiding and try and have fun with your poo hole . Thank the gods for flamerthrower... OPOPOPOOPO.

If you're about to not target a mini onion with sniper's ulti you're bound for great destiny pls leave me alone

This shall train you into becoming the biggest jewlord one can be and also having glorious gory fun if you spec into the ♥♥♥♥♥basher420 masteries.

Imagine hello kitty island , larping and league of legends but then remember that to become the vanguard and be op with the zweihander and beat the lovely snot out of your friends foes and meat piles you've always read in your fan fics in becoming the best one can be then this is the game to be for you. Also mlg archers are there too but they are the best to slay before hitting the hay.