📌 I’m daddy ✨

♥★⫷Alejandra⫸★♥ : gg nice cheats

I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, ♥♥♥♥ or maybe she ♥♥♥♥ herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a ♥♥♥♥, I pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

+rep bubbas basment was clean

I have always used my hand (or my partner's hand) for masturbation. This is the first time I've ever used a toy. When I got it, I was immediately impressed with how heavy it was. But then I tore it apart and found it's just a big hung of very soft silicone in a firm plastic case. I put my finger inside the opening and thought my ♥♥♥♥ will never fit in there! But with lube it makes its way, tight, but not at all uncomfortable. In fact, like other reviews said, it feels MUCH better than my hand...quite nice, soft and definitely a place my ♥♥♥♥ liked to be. I was also pretty sceptical about the vaginal decoration, I thought it was hokey. But as I was stroking, and looking down at this thing engulfing me in some very nice feelings, seeing those stretched, pink simulated lips, hugging my member was a surprising turn on!

This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).

-rep Kills himself on hook

+rep bugga lugga bo trugga

-rep left when I carried this useless mf

-rep just opened gate and left in an easy 3v1 save scenario

#ownage #huntresssalad #demonmode #huntresspack

-REP working with killer little noobs

#clownsalad

#bubbasalad #ownage

-rep literally worked with a killer

“MMMMMM , Lil Whip Lil Whip Lil Whip , MMMMMM , take your pick , take a lick , just like this MMMMMM , whip it up , Lil Whippin in your cup , MMMMMM , lil whippin dripping flavor that’s what’s up”

Features:
Interactive sex scenes;
44 colorful CG-arts;
Girl Customization: 88 outfits, 8 accessories, 8 eye colours, 7 hairstyles, makeup;
27 unique backgrounds;
44,000+ words in the script
4 Mini-games;
6 minor characters and pets;
Customization of two unique houses;
Garage with 5 cars to choose from;
Ability to play with one hand. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

+rep toxic

[Intro]
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr

[Verse 1]
​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh)
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

[Verse 2]
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣐⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⢠⠄⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣛⣂⣀⣀⡒⠶⣶⣤⣤⣬⣀⡀⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⣈⣉⡛⣿⣿⣿⡌⢇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠺⠟⣉⣴⡿⠛⣩⣾⣎⠳⠿⠛⣋⣩⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠘⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄
⠄⠄⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣀
⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠘⠛

+rep stays on top #furryowned

-rep racist

+rep og af will always own, bubba got my back and we stay strapped in the hood

+rep played sadako and killed me

#we og up in here

I'm sorry to inform you that I'm the most pro killer known to man I know how to loop, hump, tunnel, camp, and kidnap. You will never understand nor be able to wield such power as I.

gen 3's after fruit loops

dc's after getting softly looped

All 4ks, all ggs #owned +rep stays strapped

tunnels hard. bad killer

+rep ownage

-rep tunnelled the entire game.

#bubbasaladcomplete #staymadstayownedstayjelous

#bubbasalad #owned #malding #anothersaltycomment

So sad our chat cut off. But like I was saying...super hilarious that I was quite literally saying to myself on the last gen, "This guy is really bad...he should run NOED so he at least has a chance in end game"...and then you HAD NOED!! Like, 200 IQ, friend. Know your weaknesses, amiright? :D If you need any pointers for that beginning/mid game though - hit me up. I'm all about helping fellow DBDers, especially when they're new like you. <3

Bubba Salad on the beat

+Rep Facecamps cuz he's a champ he tunnels those scamps he's got Noed the survivors get no head #Bubbasalad

Basement bubba, we stay winning

bubba salad complete

ez Clap bubba salad

noed on a bubba... lmfao

─────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
───▄▄██▌█ GAY PORN DELIVERY PACKAGE ▌
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ GAY PORN DELIVERY PACKAGE ▌
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌
▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)

Also eats cereal in the morning, typical, and showers and is a #girlboss

comes back to hook, typical, and tunnels and camps.

I sniping.... i eatig... i yummy mhm.... slurp

you fricking bum stop face camping and tunneling me u bum ass cracker go back and play some l4d2 fricking virgin

please bro come on i no can get 1 more strike please just a FUNNI JOKE PLZZZZ BRO PLEEASE I NO WANNA BAN BRO

I'm sorry to inform you that I'm the most pro killer known to man I know how to loop, hump, tunnel, camp, and kidnap. You will never understand nor be able to wield such power as I.

bro dude wtf you always tunnel all time bro come on this make cry all time day and night bro please stinkyt kill monster bro