“That rug really tied the room together.”

“Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude.”

“F*ck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”

“Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t f*cking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t don’t f*cking roll!