Recent reviews by Yo Crabba Crabba

Been playing for years and although the core gameplay is still the best in its niche, the economy steadily got worse over time with repair costs and research requirements being increased while rewards for games decreased. Even using Premium Vehicles with a Premium account you can still lose significantly more Silver Lions than you earn if you use any regular tech tree vehicles in your line ups. Either you only play Premium or you're always at risk of facing a massive loss of in-game currency. Even worse every vehicle you unlock in Tech Tree do not start with repair parts, and fire extinguishers so you're guaranteed to die significantly more often before you get these modification. The premium vehicles have also completely ruined matchmaking at higher tiers, as the sheer number of newer players on whatever nation has the new fancy vehicle leads to extremely skewed teams. The loss rates for these premium vehicles also get them lowered in battle rating allowing them to fight completely outmatched vehicles, creating a P2W situation where better vehicles are available at lower battle ratings for money. Massive Economy changes that allow for meaningful progress to be made, removal of repair costs alongside free Repair and FPE and better matchmaking are needed for this game to live up to its potential.

I find that this game has exceeded my expectations, on both the peg leg arm girl front and also the ridiculously long introduction sequence. I have had not had such an interactive experience ever since I was arrested for molesting the Metro card reader.

The game: 10/10
My experience of the game: 10/10
My discovery that pirates can have peg arms: 10/10

The first battle scene was also wonderfully done with bountiful colours dominating the screen as the action takes place between the two characters. This sent my sensations into overdrive, and as a result I have been disappointed in my real life since the fateful encounter of this game.

The one way this game would have been a 11/10 was if Richard Hammond himself had conducted a "Richard Hammond's Blast Lab" episode within the game. I have not played through the whole game, but I believe that this game could be better.

It's a 7/10 for me.

The game right now is in a weird state, it plays like a hack and slash but with a Mech builder element. This would be fine if the gameplay was balanced. The enemies are significantly stronger than you even at the start and the game just feels like a slog if you don't grind so that the weakest enemies don't take more than 2 full magazines to kill. Otherwise the Mech builder is cool.

About halfway through the game, you see giant alien ass cracks everywhere. It's pretty hot.

Casually committing a war crime every 2 minutes.

Very fun game, but for some reason after the last update, the game has somehow become 5x laggier than what it usually is.

To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack,
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back,
We'll unleash all our forces we won't cut them any slack,
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

Our soldiers are prepared for any alien threats,
The navy launches ships,the airforce sends in jets,
And nothing can withstand our fixed bayonets,
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

Our forces have now dwindled and we pull back to regroup,
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group,
We'd better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup,
THE EDF DEPLOYS!