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ㅤ* Doctor: Tell me nurse, how is that boy doing; the one who ate all those 5p pieces?
Nurse: Still no change doctor.
ㅤ* A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
ㅤ* If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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