During my vacation at the beach today, I saw a girl with really nice curls at the boardwalk. Normally I don’t compliment strangers, but her hair was amazing. I looked at her and said “that’s some nice ass hair.” I followed it up with a friendly smile.

She began to cry, full-on sobbing and I didn’t understand what was going on. Then, she turned around and I saw a massive, dark bush peeking out of the ass area of her jeans. At this point I realized what I said had been misinterpreted, and that I’d ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Before I could clarify what I meant, her boyfriend who was built like an ox slammed me down and started beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I felt really bad about the situation, but I started laughing uncontrollably at the pun “nice ass hair.” I couldn’t help myself. The ox yelled “you think this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny?!” and continued to beat me.

The girlfriend frantically said “NICE ASS HAIR, HUH?!” with tears running down her cheeks. She proceeded to violently remove her jeans and there were no panties underneath. Her ass was unbelievably hairy, nearly like that of a primate. I’d never seen anything like it. She pushed the ox off of me, ripped my pants off and aggressively put my ♥♥♥♥ into her nasty, hairy ass. My ♥♥♥♥ was erect strictly because of the friction, but I felt nauseous. She started riding me reverse cowgirl position while punching the ♥♥♥♥ out of my legs and cursing at me. I tried to look away from her ass, but the ox grabbed my head and forced it in place yelling “look! look at it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” I cried like a baby and begged her to get off of me. Everyone nearby was reprimanding me saying “shame on you, you don’t speak to a woman like that.” After she made her point and got up, the ox kicked my head unconscious and the next thing I could remember was waking up in a hospital bed.

This guy doesn't know what an alarm clock is

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I stood once a boy at his parade. He was marching the army, parading His victories like the ole emperor's of Rome. That event ignited a spark in me. Little did I know that I one day that sprak would become the flame leading me to serve under His royal Highness as one His Kingsguard. I want this to be. This man is a true King. To cross him, is to cross his people. I serve him with honor.

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