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Dolnoslaskie, Poland 
🎄 * 💄 * 🐳 * 👑 * 🏀 * 🎫 * 🚙 * 📀 * 🎍 * 👹 * 🌏 * 🥞 * 👳 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 💎
ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
"What? Why not?" asks the snake.
"Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."
ㅤ* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.
🌋 * 🚕 * 💙 * 🥒 * ⚡ * 🌂 * 🐟 * 📗 * 🍖 * 📘 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 🌽 * 💗 * 🐊 * 🚘
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!