Once, there was a man. This particular man was a very very good in CallOfDuty. His name was Todd, and he sure did like the good ol' video-games. Once Todd went to the store to buy snacks and drinks for himself, you see, he simply couldn't play these games without. He bought big bottle of soda, one hefty bag of chips and a lollipop.

He bought lollipop just to give it to your mom.

Finally Todd reached his house, and went inside to play COD whilst eating and drinking.
He shot, he fought, he pulled the trigger and called you a n....well you get the idea.
Suddenly the enemy had this unbeatable character, he shot through walls, he gently scratched necks with his knife...."Damn" Todd said, "he must be one of them mod fellows". And once again Todd was truly right.
He did not panic or rage, he did like a challenge. Now, if he only could kill the enemy, he would be legend, just like his Mentor: TheLegend27.
He jumped and went for the attack! He was just around the corner of the enemy, ready to strike this false god back to hell where he came from. Then the unthinkable happened... He accidentally and unexpectedly got so nervous mid strike, that by reflex he kicked his leg on his table just to send his bottle of tasty, refreshing, wholesome lime soda up in the air....
The bottle landed on the ground next to the table, but the insides did not.... Not until they hit the PC.....
Slimy, limey, gooey liquid everywhere... The PC froze almost instantly and made the game lag like a retarded kid in a pool full of colorful plastic balls. This of course also meant, that he got killed by the enemy, who then started to laugh out loud to Todd.
Todd was humiliated. How could this happen to him?! He truly has no face anymore. Life = Deleted.
He took a deep breath.... Un-muted his mic... And screamed like never before in his life:
"DOCKING DOCK, YOU NOB! IM TODD, THE TRUE GOD OF COD, AND I FIND IT ODD FOR YOU TO SEEK MY NOD BY USING SUCH MOD, WHAT A FRAUD".
After saying these words, he calmed down, put his fedora back onto his sweaty, a bit balding, head.
"Time to bang Eetus mom", he said, while putting on his limited edition Matrix leather jacket and sunglasses.

Life among gods was, once again, peaceful.