"I love to reload during battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber".

vice president sosa, special agent snapchat, reporting for duty, sir!

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

One Piece should be remade into a hentai
It makes perfect sense. Just replace those useless fillers episode with ♥♥♥ and porn! There are so many fillers, that I have to open a tab on my browser and watch hentai every time I get one of those boring ass filler episodes. While we're at it, why not make the whole show a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai show? He has a bendy elastic ♥♥♥♥ he can use to make his crew ♥♥♥ and fill everything with ♥♥♥. ♥♥♥, ♥♥♥, ♥♥♥. One Penis would be the greatest hentai show ever made.

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did you pray today