After a good game of worms armageddon, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great brawl, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a worms lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard massive ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then used a side sig. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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