RIP

i am the next generation of meme, born to meme on a level never memed before

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Look, i'm not a jehova's witness, but i've got a really powerful message for you today. its called marital forgiveness and its something you need to embrace. why does it happen? some husbands and wives withold forgiveness as a sort of power over their spouse. Then, when a conflict arises, they use a past event as a trump card to gain the upper hand. the bible says continue putting up with one another and forgiving one another freely if anyone has a cause for complaint against each other. -Colossians 3:13

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