Favorite Games

10. Serious Sam: TFE & TSE- PC and Original Xbox
9. Graffiti Kingdom- PS2
8. Dead Space 2- Xbox360 & PC
7. F.E.A.R. & Extraction Point Expansion- Xbox360 & PC
6. Demon's Souls- PS3
5. Metal Arms: Glitch In The System- Original Xbox
4. The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion- Xbox360 & PC
3. Halo 3- Xbox360 and PC (Master Chief Collection)
2. LittleBigPlanet (1 & 2)- PS3
1. Dota 2- PC

Top 10 Waifu List (funny fictional girls)

10. Panty Anarchy- Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
9. Mash Kyrielight- Fate Series
8. Medusa- Fate Series
7. Xenovia Quarta- Highschool DxD
6. Aqua- Konosuba
5. Jeanne d'Arc (Alter & Normal)- Fate Series
4. Asuka Langley- Evangelion
3. Ryuko Matoi- Kill La Kill
2. Satsuki Kiryuin- Kill La Kill
1. Nonon Jakuzure- Kill La Kill

This list is not opinion, it is paramount fact, and if a disagreement has been observed, a swift punishment shall be dealt unto the dissident, thank you for your cooperation.

Favorite Anime (dumb weeb)

10. FLCL (Fooly Cooly)
9. Azumanga Daioh
8. Konosuba
7. Fate/Zero
6. Hellsing Ultimate (Dub)
5. Mob Psycho 100
4. Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (Sub & Dub)
3. Cowboy Bebop (Dub)
2. Neon Genesis Evangelion & The End of Evangelion & The Rebuild Films
1. Kill La Kill



Height, Weight, Age and Style- More than you'd think, and less than you'd hoped.

Stupid stuff I used to think as a kid-
I used to think the Red M&M and the Rapper/Music Artist Eminem were the same person.
All Christmas movies were documentaries.
Toys were alive becuase of Toy Story logic.
The OG Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monster anime made more sense than the actual card game. (It was even the 4Kids Dub for Christs sake.)
Kirby existed in the universe somewhere.
If I swore, the cops would track me down and know my exact location.
I could make Halo Machinima using nothing but a Xbox-360 headset and the theater option.
The telekenisis from Psychonauts could be used if I "trained my brain."



Personal Opinions, don't steal plz-
Multiverse theory DOES exist, and my Waifus ARE real (this is actually fact).
Kill La Kill is actually underhyped. (As in, I don't think it gets enough attention/The attention it deserves.)
Nonon Jakuzure is best girl. (also fact)
Most memes are just complete garbage (about 90 to 95%.)
Undertale is not really good.
All games should have a hidden room that plays the Star Wars Tatooine Cantina Theme.
Pink Hair is the best hair color (on girls, and that's only if you can rock it.)
Frogs and Elephants share the record for best animals on Earth-Chan.
The Necrons are my favorite faction in the 40K universe.
Sniper is my favorite hero in Dota 2. (kill me)
And Tinker has been ursurped by Hoodwink for my least favorite. (I hate Bushwhack so much )
I know that the original Fate/Stay Night VN and it's routes are leagues better than the anime adaptations of Zero and the VN routes, but the adaptations are still really good. (Still watch a playthrough or play the VN yourself though for the love of God.)
Favorite Music Album of all time is Overkill by Motörhead.
Favorite Movie of all time is Alien (I love Aliens, but it doesn't come within a mile of the first movie.).




He was a good man. *LIP SMACK* What a rotten way to die.

Seven Minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

"What if you miss?" "I won't."


Thanks for reading this I guess, it makes me feel marginally better about myself.