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This game is a real kicker. Everytime something mysteriously fades through the floor I dance with glee. The guns work real well, too. I never thought I could get enough potatoes or bread or whatever the hell the light brown turd is supposed to be. Speaking of ♥♥♥♥, aside from the game itself, if you leave a carrot on the grill and forget about it whilst attempting to place a patty on the stove, it turns into quite the log. When I myself fall through the floor, I almost pee my pants out of excitement. The random speech bubbles contain a lot of meaning and add a whole lot to the game, my favorite being "chicken". I highly recommend this game if you want to blow out your brains and haven't found a good reason to do so yet.

Once again, thank you greenlight users for voting for a game with great integrity and a jaw-dropping storyline.

This game is quality content. You feel very immersed when you shoot a zombie and they turn into the exorcist and fly away in a huge flailing ball. I also love that when you get into a vehicle and try to get out (after realizing that it doesn't move), you fly into the air aswell. The invisible wall that you can bounce on like a trampoline really made my day. Thank you greenlight users for putting this on the market, you definitely didn't make a giant mistake.

The typos really make me feel like I am actually growing up in a zombie apocalypse around people who could not recieve an education.

I rate this game: outstanding/you tried (lol not really)