The Literal Chadius Maximus
The A stands for Alpha

Here are some reviews from people in my life

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ egg boy" - My Dusty Hoe Ex

"Garbo mittie boy" - A Ginger

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smooth brain" - Former Friend

"Your shoulders look like armour" - Kennedy

"I only pretended to be your friend for 4 years because I felt bad for you"
- Some absolute beta cuck

"How's it feel to have made Ben cry twice when we've only done it once?" - Matty D

"I am so tired of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" - Ben "I would rape a women if the world was ending" Boisvert

"Sexiest man to ever exist" - My Wife