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As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IPs in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Since I refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.

I was just like you. I used to eat, drink, dress and write with my left hand. That's how Allah created me. The moment I became religious in 1968, Allah be praised, this came to an end. There were times when Satan tempted me to use my left hand. Then I take my left hand and place it under my left leg. That's it, it's stuck. It won't come out.

Press 5 if Roman Reigns was upstairs Watching TV. He went downstairs to the garage and pulled out a stripping, badass, school girl outfit. He put it on and went to the kitchen, went into the cabinet, and grabbed a blowpop. He continues to remove his pants and proceeds masturbating until he comes on the blowpop. He goes upstairs and offers me a, " UCE POP "

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