So a couple of days ago he invited me to eat some kebabs. Being a shy guy due to my big earls I thought nothing of it because I know the guy. After we ordered we talked a bit and we finally got our kebabs. When were eating our kebabs my earl got mixed up with the meat in his sandwich. He accidentally took a bite out of my earl and I started bleeding heavily. The blood combined with the red hot sauce made him go mad. He stuffed his whole face with the kebab at once and even took another bite of my earl since I didn't remove it from his sandwich yet. Anyways, we had fun. 11/10, would eat kebab again.