May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

Hey, i heard what you just said about dabbing, and i am writing this to prove you wrong! You say that dabbing is "dumb" and "makes me look stupid"? Well, listen up. I have something to tell you about dabbing. Dabbing is for all the coolest kids. You're just not smart enough to understand that cause you're not on such an intellectually superior plane as i am. I will admit that since i have started dabbing, my iq has grown from numbers you plebs would call a normality to something far superior. I am becoming the perfect human through dabbing. You would wish you were as great a dabber as me, this is why you condemn my sacred acts with words such as "normie" or "mentally disabled" in belief that it will hurt my feelings. Hah! I pity such low level thinking. Believing such futile lies to be true.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual friend and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don’t normally do things like this cause I’m a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs somethine (omg I’m so embarrassed) >< I could go on my Smurf so you don’t have to put in that much effort, even though you’re like the best and you’ll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can’t describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in the past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don’t have to worry about that because I’m a real feminist, but I’ll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won’t do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I’ll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can’t believe I’m writing this this all out to y

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hey, I saw that you played minecraft and i just wanted to say that you skin looks cute. Maybe we can get on discord and find diamonds together I have a sixty four stack of them. Maybe we can play together if that's okay sorry i'm not the type of guy to do this but i want to be with you your skin looks so good with those gold leggings on baby. Maybe we can get a drink sometime i'm 14 years old