Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god I want to ♥♥♥♥ the Samsung Virtual assistant so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, every waking second of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life since the release of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ad I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I ♥♥♥♥ her perfect 3D modeled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood ♥♥♥ will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to ♥♥♥♥, piss and eat. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Heeeey !!

-rep cheater

Get cancer and stop cheating -rep

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