-rep biggest crybaby in vermintide 2, never his fault always blame others

+ rep good sport.

shotgun noob

Hey Guys, I am looking for a nerdy girlfriend to play computer games with me and taking over the cyberworld. No computer games, no sex. At the same time, she must sleep on my chest and touch my 6 pack. I am looking for a girlfriend to play League of Legends with me, to play World of Warcraft with me, to play Dota 2 with me, to play MapleStory with me, to play CSGO with me, and also, to get rich on RuneScape with me. So if you know that girl who will play all of those computer games with me, tag her right now. Because I am nerdy, single and I am looking for a girlfriend to play computer games with me

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Belle Delphine. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Belle to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life.Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Belle Delphine, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

♥♥♥♥ you KoningYak