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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
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Posted 16 January, 2019. Last edited 16 January, 2019.
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231.2 hrs on record (64.0 hrs at review time)
11/10 would play again
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
7,079.6 hrs on record (1,642.4 hrs at review time)
11/10 Game
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
155.5 hrs on record (144.3 hrs at review time)
There is cows with two heads that have mutated after 210 years of nuclear fallout, And then u find a normal Dog that has 4 paws and 1 head very realistic game 11/10 would play again.
Posted 10 November, 2015. Last edited 9 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,563.2 hrs on record (294.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Gaben wtf u made a kick simulator i swear.
This is the best game on steam i swear these free tf2 and dota2 can ♥♥♥♥ them self.
Pay the price and learn how to kill silvers and russians.
You get gold stars by killing ppl wtf Gaben thats rude but its good becaus u get to rek people.

How the game works:
Open the game for the first time.
Start a competitive game.
End up in a Dust2 game.
Buy a Negev at warmup and think that csgo is cod and that u will rek every 1.
U end up with 0 kills on warmup and blame on hackers when they just had an auto sniper.
Then u buy a grenade and a pistol on pistolround.
It ends up 3 vs 2 in favor of your team every 1 in your team has low hp, u forgot your grenade and throw it at a wall and it kills your team.
Some russian rages and says that he knows putin and hitmans will come home to u.
U get kicked 3 seconds later.


Gaben plz wtf, how did the russians end up in the eu servers?

11/10 would rek people,s ass again


Posted 27 July, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
84.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Awesome game! It is some bugs but for me it doesent do any effect on my gameplay though is alpha, Great game!
Posted 8 November, 2014.
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