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ㅤ* I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
ㅤ* I love oral sex...it’s the phone bill I hate.
ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO
Boy : NO.
...She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy
: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I
would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight
at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good
will happen to you between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get
ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5
other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 year