Sion LaBeouf's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 9:03pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 6:33am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:09pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 11:51am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:49pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 9:26pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 8:54pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:47pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:38am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:26am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:22pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 3:00pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:00am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 11:38am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 4:25pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:39pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 6:45am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:43pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 11:36am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 8:47am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 7:35am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 1:43pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:32am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 7:45am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 3:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:12pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:09am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:15pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:19pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 9:39am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 7:36pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 9:31pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 9:02pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 8:00pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 6:35am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 6:56pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 6:59pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 10:11pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 3:19pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 7:40pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 12:33pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 3:01pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 11:09pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 7:35am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 2:30pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 8:17am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 2:28pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 7:25am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

27 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

18 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,280 / 5,000