im gay

you are a sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looser with retarded little friends

i've never witnessed a man fart so hard that the discs in his spine degenerated +rep

Anyways, my years of attempts never got me any closer than occasionally kissing the tip, licking the tip, and sucking on my ball skin (my sack is stretchy enough (and big enough I guess) that I can suck on the skin even though I can't reach my ♥♥♥♥). There was a period in my 20s when I could suck about half an inch of foreskin into my mouth and keep it there while suck/licking on it, especially tonguing inside the foreskin on my frenulum, and I could make myself ♥♥♥ regularly just from this. My foreskin and frenulum are incredibly pleasurable, and stretchy enough that I could reach a bit of it even while my ♥♥♥♥ was still out of reach. Even when I'm at half mast, my foreskin flops past the head and hangs a bit, like someone pulled on the face of a sock puppet, so I guess I have a lot of it. Sorry for the visual.

i had an irritated belly button one time but cyber-sex was nice to gurgle some mouth wash and spit some of that in there with some lime in the coconut

carves you up and puts you in a trash back. then he puts you in a mattress, like drug money