I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

i love em big

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I really enjoyed playing with you last night... maybe we could play again sometime? it would mean the world to me. youre so pretty....

What's Up What's Going On. This Is To All The Women Out There. Why Do You Keep Running Away From Me? I Just Say I Wanna Talk And You Walk Away. And When You Start Walking, I Start Running Because You're Not I Wanted To Ask You A Question. And Now We're Running At Full Speed And Um You Have The Phone In Your Hand And You're Calling The Police. Why Are You Calling The Police? You Don't Need To Call The Police. You're Safe. I'm Going To Protect You. I AM GOING TO PROTECT YOU. Nobody Is Going To Hurt You. I Promise. Please Put The Pepper Spray Away. Do Not Pepper Spray My Face. I Cannot Protect You When My Eyes Are ♥♥♥♥ed Up. Do Not Do That. Put The Taser Away. PLEASE Put The Taser Away. Do Not Tase Me. You Don't Need To Do That. Just Talk To Me. Please, Please ♥♥♥♥ing Talk To Me. Where Do You Live? Where Are You Living? Are We... I'm So Sorry. I'm So Sorry. I'll Stop. Okay. Alright, I'll Stop. Sounds Good. What Are You Doing Later?