mmhm daddy~ yes!! Ofc and i want you to hit me with your belt, it.... it turns me on(with a shivering UwU voice) 🥺👉👈. The pain that you inflict on my body while hitting, is so painful 😖, yet beautiful 😍. Like the roses with thorns and...... and I'm addicted to that kind of pleasure 🥰. So please 🥺...please hit me hard and cho-.... choke my neck 😩 while delivering your honorary so called "NATURAL MAYO" 💘.

um dude I was talking about if you want to try my natural home made mayonnaise, but wtaf

aano~ gomenasai senpai, I'm really sorry if I mistook your words for something else, it's just that I've been really frustrated nowadays 😖, but daisuki desu senpai, i really do love you. 😩💕💘

but if you insist I don't really mind my UwU kouhai 😈, your senpai can take real care of your needs of "Natural Mayo" 😈

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Good evening, Alex!!, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay. please beware

+rep handsome lady