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I was born deep in the woods of Drauk'neyhk, on the night when the sun and the moon passed over each other, made awkward eye contact, then kept going when they couldn't think of anything to say. Early life consisted of several ambiguous events that will make for a good traumatic and revelatory backstory someday. Later in life I went to Chuck E Cheese and won the race car light game 3 times in a row.