So I have this friend Steve... Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. But for some reason, this time, she smelled/tasted really horrible. He didn't want to offend her...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ some random guy and got gonorrhea.

oi m8 u wan av a go out back behind the ol pub???

(continued) Every class i have to stand in front of the class why im here and every morning i wake up with what seems like diluted candle wax...its not candle wax........its ♥♥♥! These kids ♥♥♥ on me, but lets not be negative, apparently ♥♥♥ is full of many nutrients and is very good for the skin and ive bought some goggles from protecting my porn watching eyes from these apes. Im asking you as a friend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and as a premium member, to please get these candle wax slinging hicks to please forgive me as i have sinned. And could you please ask my mum to please use the 3 second rule to give me time to to pull up my Free Rider 2 tab to hide my sins frmo my mum.
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My mom has caught me in the act to one of your most recent ebony section porno movie. It was all going great as i was on the verge of cream puffing on my puma socks. But my mom walked right in without doing the 3 knock rule and as the masculine sweaty young gent ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was fingerblasting his what it looked like his morocan mate. She just had to walk in on that moment and as i was petrified with my ♥♥♥♥ as hard as a geodude that when i pulled off that 180 ladderstall that my cream puff missed my name brand socks and shot right into my open cd drive worth $249 off Quibids. I give you guys 109% blame on this one considering that cd drive cost me 138 bids on Quibids and those are bids i cant get back for free and it doesnt help that i have now been required by my abusive stepfather to attend phsyc school. i have to now sleep in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a place with all these kids cutting their wrists and about every week someone has hung themself in the bathroom.

IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR ASS CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK SALUTING OUR TRUE FUHRER

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