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Demented screeching.

I wasnt sure id like this game until hour number 110. Up until then i though "eh, its ok i guess, but i wish there was more borderline Nazis in the player community IRL and a much more frustratingly stupid way to arrange my controls for the keyboard. The default controls are barely even impossible!".

I did eventually figure out those two problems, I now pretend in the fan servers of discord to be a female anime picture, and ive finally been able to meet all those lovely intolerant jack-boots i had longed to meet for the first 110 hours. I even managed to make friends with several hundred players who are so good , and they know they are that good, that rather then humiliate me over the course of a strategic game will instead commit all there resources into the loudest fastest and most impotent display of preferably off feild artillery, and then inorder to save me the embarasment of having to admit i just cannot compete with th eintellect, simply shut down there program and have me booted from the match. Some even scream NOOOOB , which im sure is a shorthand way of stating "no oh uh oh b(ye)" - clearly a way to say its not that you that lacks strategic ability but rather they themself felt it was unjust for me to have to face a player of there advanced ability and having recognised this mistake, decide to quickly say there farewell and cancel the match inorder to efficiently and politly re ernter the que in the lobby for another, better balanced match. I can only thank them for there wisdom and rapid assesment in order to prevent me a new player from getting discouraged in teh beggining hours of learning this game. And besides, everybody knows the foyer is the best part of this experience, such a wide variety of different people and a diverse pool of opinions on topics such as "are British players retarded actually" and the exactly detailed minutae of there manifesto as to why they simply will not ever play as allies. I must agree, before being lectured for several hours on the topic - i had no idea just how desperatly i really needed to know there expert opinion on the topic.

All in all I think this game is actually incredibly fun, and thus unsuitable for anyone to play. Luckily though the games designers and programmers had discovered ways to balance that enjoyment with things like American Infantry blob rush, German tank production in early game of at least 4 Stug, pioneer teams that dont get shot no matter how close or the exact number of rifles discharged directly at them and a lovely idea of distributing randomly across the keyboard all the keys you will need to actually play the game in a manner both fast enough and competant enough to not look like a half drowned elk carcass in a drug induced full body spasm or a brain dead chimpanzee with both hands nailed to his forehead. Naturally they removed the ability to decide for ourselves what our key layout wouldlook like and the inconvenient hassle of choosing a distance and angle of our own choice for the game camera out of millions of combinations by deciding to settle on placing the view exactly far too close to the player characters but enticingly far out enough to make recalling techniques for winning bewilderingly evaporate from our minds as we breakdown into rage fuelled depressive tantrums after our elite highlytrained infantry decide again that the correct course of action when confronted with a tank about to murder us is to rapidly stop all movement fire ineffectivly and proceed to advance directly into any artillery fired at us all while reminding poor sweet Conrad to once again tie his ♥♥♥♥♥ shoelaces.

All in all an excellent and responsive narrative setting coupled with graphics that do captivate and enthrall players regardless of age due to being stunningly beautiful it is mercifuly saved by an excruciatingly idiotic experience of applied late-stage dementia level AI in the individual soldiers choices of action coupled with a game camera that is universaly remarked to be the dumbest decision ever undertaken ever of all time but very closely followed by a key design imported directly from a syphilitic dullards left buttock - it is an experience only enriched by suicidal levels of rage and frustration at the incrasingly baffling choices of player interaction made by this studio - which has managed to go broke and squander fanatical levels of fan admiration for there creations repeatedly for the past 2 decades but does not trust you to choose your own 12 keys and directonal indicators on th ekeyboard or exact level and inclination of viewing angle.

And rightly so - we are cretins and we deserve to be treated as such. Punish us Relic, for you are much much much better and cooler then us.

Amen.



*the author of this piece was given a free copy of the game from a anonymous and presumably Korean individual he will never meet via random torrenting software after having purchased the entire series at least 3 times over the years with no way to retain his rights to that ownership and gladly agreeein ghe would do so again while driblling from one corner of his slack mouth and vocalising the word "DDDUUUHHHRR".

Seeing as a sale is on , and ive started a new playthrough from the very start its a good time for a review.

This DLC is worthwhile getting. So is the Beastmen one. Im saying that as a very long term Chaos fan. Im also saying that as a customer who owns this DLC.

Dont buy it for more then $8. On sale right now its - $6, so lucky you its in the budget range. You could get it someplaces online for as low as $1.85 - which I did, but it really makes no difference at all.

Simply put it adds a MASSIVE amount of playable content and useful assets into your Trilogy world of Warhammer. Its not just about wat you can use straight away, but this DLC is central for all 3 games, gives access to pretty well the bulk of the Chaos forces and is used by a heck of a lot of my favourite mods - having the dlc in your ownership can only help.

If you could only get one DLC? id put this - third. First would be the Champions of Chaos but thats in 3 , second for sure is the twisted and twilight, a couple of dollars and you get access to the whole roster of wood elves (one of my favs!!) and the most fun LL i think in the game - the hawksurfing, arrow bombing Sisters of Twilight, and the bulked up mutation administration chief advisor Thrott the ~Filthy~ Unclean. Value.


If your going for the more premuim priced ones - id buy th ebase games first in the sale. Then buy Tomb Kings, never heard anyone regret that - it is truly amazing fun!. Skip coast unless its really calling you, skip the wood elves realm youreally dont need it outside a massive sale event, think about shadow of change cause its a huge collection of new mechanics and i really liked the ogres, so look for them too!!!

Im glad i bought the Eshin one. I thought id use the Dark Elf MAlus but he just annoys me, but Sniktch is the best fun ive ever had in this game lol!

and dont just buy content cause its cheap -buy things you want to play, you ll never finish it all anyway.

Yes. 10/10.

But it will consume your free time, your self respect at the amount of abandoned campaigns youll ineviatbly chalk up just "trying out" every single faction multiple times, and not least of all your sanity as you trawl the internet desperatly searching for that one perfect guide book that will turn you into a Pro - all while muttering "DLC DLC, im sure I need more DLC to git gooooood".

Its a game, sure, but its also an obsession, a hobby and a full-blown way of life. Come for the World Domination and stay for the animated skeletons fighting Dino riding Lizards from Meso-America while you drool the words "sooo kewl.." and try once again to improve your graphics.

Me? I think 400 hours has just been enough to really start to appreciate just how freaking epic this sequal has been. The next 400 might even see me finish a darn campaign.