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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
This movie, while short, was impacting with every minute. There wasn't a moment I didn't enjoy as a Cube Escape fan. I loved the voice for the crow, as I felt it both terrifying and charismatic at the same time. The movie doesn't discount on sh*t-your-pants moments either, as there were a few times I had to breathe deeply and remind myself "monsters aren't real!".

Then again, we're all stuck in our own little cube, in a way.
Posted 23 September, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.9 hrs on record
Questional sexual assault aside, I found this game to be very lacking in art, back-up characters, a strong and driven story, and the music was awful, I had to mute the game and submit my own. With the art, there's only 4 panels per character, and they're all extreme close-up facial shots. They probably took about 5 minutes to do in a paintship with tablet.

People who purchase otome games usually know what they're getting into before they purchase then. For some reason, almost all otome games tend to have a hint of "tough to get, possessiveness" in them, but I don't recommend this game because it feels cheaply made and quite bady written. This literally is an office full of super-horny guys who like to physically and sexually harass the one employee in the building who gets to make choices in this story - lucky you! It might seem like a sexy idea? But it ain't.
Posted 20 July, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
From what I've played of this game, it seems utterly amazing for the price that's being charged. The art style, the combat, the battle system... everything is really top notch. I'd like to play it more and give a more in depth review at a later point, but at this point I can only say that my first impression is that I'm simply shocked that this game only costs $4 when other greedy developers charge more than twice that for absolute garbage.

This really should be a definite buy if you're into badass chicks who are great at stompin' monsters and saving the world wearing nothing but the bikini armor that god intended.
Posted 1 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.0 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I am really enjoying this game! Finally, a development team that hasn't forgotten about couch co-op, and that people still like to visit eachother face-to-face and get together for a good night of gaming. I was so thrilled when myself and three other friends got to have a great adventure with very minor, fixable issues (some problems with controllers, but were fixed quickly and were more to do with my controller software than the game itself).

The game is meant to be played times over and over, and you unlock things each time making the games replayability endless. It really feels like each time, each hero you create really has a unique adventure and becomes their own person in this world. I should also add that the rate at which you unlock things FEELS rewarding for the amount of time you spend adventuring as well. Everything felt balanced right. Loving this game, and will continue to put many hours in!
Posted 12 May, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
The controller support for this does not work at ALL. I've tried several different controllers... Xbox One, Xbox 360, and Playstation 4. The only one that the game even detected was the Playstation 4, and even then, the buttons were mapped all weird... like the buttons to move were on the right side of the controller (X to move forward, Circle to move UP?) and the shoulder buttons to attack, plus there wasn't even a jump button at all on the controller. Without being able to use a controller, how am I supposed to play this game on the couch with my boyfriend, which is the ENTIRE reason I bought it in the first place? I shouldn't have to download other controller mapping software because the game designer was lazy and didn't map controllers properly and didn't even make it so that more than one person could play this game at a time because ONLY KEYBOARDS work to control characters! LAZY designer!

Not only that, *actual* achievements weren't programmed into the game because the designer was also probably too lazy/couldn't figure out how to. I went into this really wanting to enjoy it, but it fell flat on the fact that I paid too much for a buggy game (it did at one point freeze right up on me) that hates controllers. Save your money, because the boobs aren't worth it. Really.
Posted 3 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
A puzzle game for the crowd that can't get enough of Stranger Things.
Posted 23 March, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I first saw this game when I saw Markiplier playing it a long time ago! I tried it when I could, and thought it looked excellent at first, but it was alittle buggy! Now that it's LAUNCHED?! I'm so excited to play it! ... but I haven't had a chance yet, because New Years and holidays and family is stressful, amirite?! XD

Anyway, this looks and will be awesome. You should throw your money at. GO, THROW IT. TOSS ALL YOU HAVE. Only don't over-spend because we're all out of money now-a-days. *falls face first off a cliff* YAAAAHHHHOOOhooohooooooeyyyy.... (tiny splat)
Posted 2 January, 2018. Last edited 2 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
The first otome visual novel I've ever played that has a hentai patch, which is AWESOME! Because sometimes women just want hot, nasty sex! Nevermind what the hairy-legged, loud-mouthed, overzealous feminists have to whine about, this game is just plain comedic GOLD!
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I was going to say I play this game for the plot, but considering the plot is "Quick! The evil in the dragon is so thick, hard, and throbbing, we chaste young dragons are the only ones that can relieve him of his awful ways"

... I play this game for the gameplay.
Posted 5 October, 2017.
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37 people found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
7.6 hrs on record
Where do panties go when they die?
Posted 9 September, 2017.
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