Shaquille Oatmeal
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SHARKCLASPERS 14 Nov, 2020 @ 5:36pm 
PPPFFT THIS ISNT PEE. Youre fired, Sandy! I asked for a cup of PEE. This taste like coffee; really watered down coffee. Either that or really strong pee with cream and sugar in it. Y'know this is the last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing I need. I wake up this morning and I go into the kitchen to make myself a bowl of cereal and theres a spider on the counter. So I couldn't eat! And then like, 3 hours later, I go to the grocery store to get some peaches, and when Im in the produce aisle, I sneeze so hard I fart and a little bit of ♥♥♥♥ comes out! So I couldn't eat breakfast, and I ♥♥♥♥ myself at the grocery store, and I come home and all I wanted was a glass of pee, and you couldn't even provide that! This is the last thing I need, Sandy!
Cooltist 7 Aug, 2013 @ 6:01pm 
You're my third favorite weeaboo.