https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-JKnt_Y5c

I've been told this man is good at vidya. Pressing X to doubt.

I wish

Over 5000 achievements? You must be some sort of pro gamer, huh?

This man is smarter than me, better at videogames, too. But we both lack braincells, and we lack them together.

I'm tempted to delete the comments simply because I'm not a fan of negativity over video games, but I'll leave this up, simply as a monument for someone so mad about a game they not only left a salty comment, but subscribed to my profile in case I responded. Don't be this person, be nice, it's a game, have fun.