Listen up dirty peasents! This is the official profile of King Samoz3, Gamer of Games, Professional Feeder, part-time Flamer and Paladin in the Brotherhood of Steel.


"push you ♥♥♥♥♥!" - Samoz3, stating the obvious

"these noobs don't stand a chance" - Samoz3, goes all in, dies

"my troops are here to defend your capital. just in case..." - Samoz3, now ownes Madrid

"git gud" - Samoz3, gud

"Ur an stupid kiddo! pls uninstall" - Samoz3, fluent in allchat

"reported" - Samoz3, a blessing for the online community

"wtf is going on?" - Samoz3, always skips the tutorials


"i need a SCAR gl/G18 class to counter all these noobs online" - Samoz3, part of the problem

"hold on! i'll be there in a second to revive" - Samoz3, never showed up

"if i kill the hostages, i don't have to escort them" - Samoz3, efficient CT

"die rebel scum! the empire will reign supreme" - Samoz3, will play for the rebels next round

"sharing is caring" - Samoz3, this rule does not apply to borderlands

"guys i found a chest with 4 shields" - Samoz3, takes all of them

"that other Samoz3 is totally not a spy" - Samoz3, superior/genius

"revive me outside" - Samoz3, cover is for the weak

"sneaky this time! i fly us in and land on that rock, ok?"
"hot-drop..."
"HOTT-DROPPP!!!" - Samoz3 and Associates, a loud ghost is called poltergeist

"just dodge the AAmissile" - Samoz3, the voice of reason

"quiet infiltration ok?" - Samoz3, K.I.A.

"let's raid this convoy as loud as possible!" - Samoz3, not K.I.A.


"skill over picks" - Samoz3, should probably learn to respect counters

"they are low, we can dive them" - Samoz3, moments before gifting a doublekill to the enemy team

"you owe me 135 mana!" - Samoz3, mad because the player he healed is now recalling

"bronz is not my league" - Samoz3, has friends in gold

"take this" - Samoz3, pressing ctrl 6 while dying

"please fall back" - Samoz3, someone did not dodge the incomming poro

"accept" - Samoz3, muted his client

"it's the first game of the day, relax" - Samoz3, 0/5/1 and still contesting everything


"maybe i can use that item later, i should store it" - Samoz3, never touched it again

"i romanced both Yen and Triss" - Samoz3, now regretting his decisions

"i'm 10 lvls down but i can still kick ass" - Samoz3, still hitting that earth elemental

"good luck Ciri..." - Samozt3, crying like a little ♥♥♥♥♥

"my jackdaw will destroy all legendary ships" - Samoz3, swimming with the fishes


"??" - Unknown, is not able to understand Samoz3's superior tactics

"nice flash Samoz..." - Unknown, is about to have a longer argument with Samoz

"Auto-Titan is now engaging multiple enemy titans" - Tone, not going to survive

"You killed a Civilian" - letters in the sky, that idiot would not get out of his car

"Mission failed" - Game, alternative tactics seem not to be supported

"Get down the terrorist win" - Game, after CT defuses the bomb

"wow, that player, Samoz3 is really good" - no. one. ever.