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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:35pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:23pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:23pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:50am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:18am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:54am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:04am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:03pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:19am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:00am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:16am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:03pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 2:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:58pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:07pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:09am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:18am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:57am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:34am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:52am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:31am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:15pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:13pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:51am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:27pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:12pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:08am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:58pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:10am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:50am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:32am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:42am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:02am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:51am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:42am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:33am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:19am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:08am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:19am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:46am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:04am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:56am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:47pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:39am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:53am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:52am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:03pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:03am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:46am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:02am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:48am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:54am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:30am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:50am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:58am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:57am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:55am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:27am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:28pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:49am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:13pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:35am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:28pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:38pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:32pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:34am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:49am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:24pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:44am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:05am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:19am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:42am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:37am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:23am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:20am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:16pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:55am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:43am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:35am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:18pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:51am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:53am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:39am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:20am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:02am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:34am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:40pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:06am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:06am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:06am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:24pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:42am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:18am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:18am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:09am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:56am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:44pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:39pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:06pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:21pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:00am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:34am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:55am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:24am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:27am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:56am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:01am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:51am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:18am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:26pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+7

7 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked