Who are you? You creepin in on my profile like some low brow stalker wishing that I was Will Smith or Paris Hilton? Well I hate to tell you, but I ain't famous, only awesome. Apparently Awesome only gets you so far in life, since people tend to take it as arrogance. You know what, ♥♥♥♥ those people, I want ice cream. Not any kind of ice cream, no sir/madam/being of an unknown gender, I want cookie dough ice cream bathed in chocolate syrup. Yep, artery clogging goodness, and when I get that ice cream I'mma...

You're still here? What the ♥♥♥♥?

This is like you standing in my bathroom, watching me shower or some other sick ♥♥♥♥ that happens to float your boat of stalker fantasies! Go on, get outta here!