When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

legendary albino gamer

all hail godbama

Electroshock therapy my friend. Enough said.

EAT MY ASS

eat my shorts