So I'm sitting there. Listening ever so intently to my CFI. GD he's dreamy. With those ♥♥♥♥ epaulettes. Mmmmm. Sorry I'm getting side tracked. Anyway. Now he's talking about TOD and BOD. Like who is TOD and why is he talking about his BOD. Gross. I came here to learn to fly. I don't want some ♥♥♥ CFI talking about other dudes and their BOD's.

What do I do?

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁CSGO
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.

Oh my god. Your comment was so unbelievably funny that I cannot physically stop laughing. My vocal cords are vibrating so violently that I’m throwing up blood. My throat is producing so much sound for so long that parts of my spine have shifted out of place through the sheer vibration, causing me indescribable pain. My entire body from the shoulders up is visibly shaking due to the sound I am producing. My lungs are running out of air by the second. My entire body is screaming in pain. Anyone to see me in this state would assume I’m having a horrible seizure. The laughter reverberating in my ears has driven me to madness. The sheer hilarity of your comment, the pure and untainted comedy that you typed with your holy fingers blessed by the Lord has thrown me up the stairway to Heaven and delivered me to death’s door. I am well and truly dying laughing.

The McDonnell Douglas MD-11 is a wide-body airliner manufactured by American McDonnell Douglas (MDD) and later by Boeing. Following DC-10 development studies, the program was launched on December 30, 1986. Assembly of the first prototype began on March 9, 1988, it rolled out in September 1989 and made its maiden flight on January 10, 1990. FAA certification was achieved on November 8, the first delivery was to Finnair on December 7, and it entered service on the 20th.

A vent... I hate my huge balls. Whenever I try to run, they swing and slap me hard on the ass. Whenever I piss, the other guys in the bathroom stare at them. So today, I tried to put a bra on them to keep them in place. It was going well, until I took my pants off to change for gym. All the other boys noticed, and started to point and laugh. And then, one guy started to chant “Big balls! Big balls! Nananananana!”. Within twenty seconds, the whole locker room had joined in. By the time gym was over, the rumor had already spread. People kept bumping into me in the hallway and saying “Whoops! Sorry tittyballs!”. I’m crying onto my keyboard right now... I don’t think I can do this anymore.