can i buy some goody goody if yk what i mean

Sussy Balls

Man it’s tough being as successful and handsome as I am

Seriously it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exhausting

Every girl I meet sues me for property defacement cause I leave their panties wetter my rockin ♥♥♥♥

I’m sure the rest of you will get to my level soon haha…..definitely yeah…….

All you have to do is: lose weight, get a nose job, ear job, jaw job, uhh might as well just get a new face cause you ugly af Jesus Christ almighty

you know what? Scratch all that, get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blowjob haha

btw I’m 5’7 and 3/4 but that’s really just 5’8 and i’m always wearing shoes so you have to add an inch so really i’m 5’9 but you always have to round to the nearest 10 so really i’m 5’10 but you always have to carry the 1 also so really i’m 5’11 but everyone knows that that’s just 6 foot but 6 foot is just an awkward height so i’m really 6’1 right but that’s a prime number and you can’t let it hang like that so really i’m 6’2