This man has big penis, not in a sexual way lol!

Stop calling me a cheater, you harassing little anoybag you. Its not fun and i hate it .... -_-". I’m not asking for recognition, but if for every good kill I make you try to shoot me down, your committing jeopardy. And jeopardy is wrong!” |Fuse| Roadkill – Octobor 2010

There is a certain category of wrongness in which you are and to which you may apply to. To give you a full understanding of your actions and the quality of them, I will provide you with a list of wrong things that are about as wrong as what you did, these things are: blowing up a balloon till it pops, eating the frosting of the cake before its done, having tapeworms for breakfast in order to get a "diet", killing cows by beating it using only two small porcelain figurines; also known as Knick-Knack Paddy Whacks,

pressing all the buttons in the elevator after you left it, rotating around the vertical axis of your body just to get sick, having déjà vu's twice, plugging the blow hole of dolphins with small cork retrieved from Latour wine or Pauillac, Mimicking the movements of your lava lamp in order to attract the ladies, using your tingly toes as your only source of weather forecast, having deja vu's twice, harassment of people who play on the wii for 14 hours straight trying to beat world of goo under 45 minutes, using the excuse of losing your goldfish in a bloody fish tank while she was having his period which made you unable to do your homework, painting bloody pictures of Cleopatra while she is on her pyramid,

buying an odd number of paperclips, playing poker with a deck that lacks the ace of spades and the three of diamonds, having your D-string on your guitar set to a G#, turning off the lights 6 times when leaving a room because one might think it will save his family, having a déjà vu twice, having a boob job while your Adams apple is so big you can’t even look down at them, using toilet paper on days which you are not really whipping it clean but rubbing it in; I mean use a bidet or something society!! Using the backside of your pen to remove excess ear wax.

Calling me a cheater while I’m clearly not and perhaps “joking” around till full frustration of the receiving party, one can be certain that you fall under the category of the wrongness which I provided you with. If by any chance the receiving party can expect an apology, you are more than welcome to do this. I want to inform you that the 5 reasons that you might be afraid of and which I’m going to list vis-à-vis the following segment are not to be frightened off, and that, outside of political ideas, people can indeed change their mind.

1. People will laugh at you
2. people will throw stones at you
3. you feel embarrassed because you were horribly wrong
4. two other negatively influential reasons

The following days I will ignore you till a randomly selected time. This time will be random in terms but completely dependent on you. As I go on with my life, non-cheating, having fun, studying math, I want you to know that you did not make any significant negative influence on my life and thus if you feel to ashamed to come out of the non-gay-but-wrong closet, I will open my arms and hug you briefly into the world of rightness. I will not include a list of everything that is right, in order to stimulate you to discover the darkness, and find light on the other side. Don’t be afraid, be curious!

Thanks for your time – Some random guy!