Recent reviews by Morton

This game is one constant hero boner encounter. You will always be saving the lives of your teammates. The brotherhood established in each game is incredible, and the seriousness the players treat the game is nice. It is a great WW2 MILSIM.

"Medic!"

I woke my wife up screaming about my ants murdering other ants, in a giant ant war.

She was so happy with me.

I watched as my 300 cavalry crested the hill, storming down upon the savage northern barbarians and tearing apart their ranks. They routed quickly, their panicked screams echoing in distance. My men and I followed their route into the forest below.

I should have known it was an ambush.

My men were picked off brutally, limbs flew and blood steamed on the snow below. The entrails of my men littered the forest floor, and my vision blackened as a bearded axe came into my vision.

A guttural scream was the last I knew.

A jockey once jumped on me while my teammate was happily facing away from me. I watched in the distance as she went further and further away.... The maniacal laughter filling my ears as I was quickly dragged underwater by the insane infected.

The last thing I saw was the safe room door closing, even as the last bit of air left my lungs. My teammates oblivous laughter echoing in my oblivion.

HANS! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

PTSD Simulator

100 oil cans/10

I have never once reached par on any map, or anything close. I just like the sound the ball makes when I hit it

10.10

I got tunneled by a clown and he sucked on my pinky

I'm not sure where they thought that up, but now my wife dresses as a clown for me. If you know what I mean.

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12/21, this game has to validate files every single time I try to play it. If not that, it has a file that is broken or other errors, if not that it is laggy or glitchy.

Game sucks, I only play it because of my friends.

I watched as impostors killed everyone, I was one of the final survivors. As he approached me I found myself frightened. I sprinted towards the meeting button, and convinced the other survivor to vote him off.

I died anyway, there are no happy endings unless an impostor messes up. Literally I cry everytime.

10/10

A toilet flushed next to me and I had to go to the hospital for a cardiac arrest.

10/10 would play again, even though there are four weirdo's with flashlights roaming through my house now.