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Monkey nuts
Release date 6 December 2004 (Update)
Members only? Yes
Quest item? Recipe for Disaster
Tradeable? Yes
Equipable? No
Edible? Yes
Stackable? No
High Alch 1 coin
Low Alch 1 coin
Destroy Drop
Store price 3 coins
Exchange price
1
274 coins (info)
Buy limit Unknown
Weight 0 kg
Examine
These are Monkey Nuts. Yummy.
"See, Skaarl? I don't need help!"
"Skaarl! You're missing the fun!"
"I'm just beginning to fight!"
"I'll kick the crap outta' you!"
"No trespassing!"
"Intruder!"
"You're a cockroach, and it's half-past stomping time!"
"My brain is full of weasels!"
"Serenity now!"
"I don't like sharing!"
"Oh, you prancing bastard!"
"My blood is piss and vinegar!"
Kled laughs.
"I'm gonna reach down your throat, and turn your lungs into mittens!"
"I'm gonna make you wish you were a hallucination!"
"You think I don't hear you laughing?"
"There's fixing to be two sounds: me hitting you, and---" Kled curses.
"Lord Colonel Major Centurion Kled don't run, no he don't!"
"I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna' defend it!"
"Die!"
"I'll kill you!"
"Now you done it!"
"I'll gut you!"
"I'll say something witty after I kill you!"
"I'm gonna' cut you open and use your spine for a back scratcher, because it is itchy! Very itchy!"
"I can only express myself through violence!"
"Who sent you?"
"Welcome to Noxus!"
"This! Is! Noxus!"
"I hate you!"
"You's trying my patience!"
"Come back here and fight!"
"My axe talks for me!"
"You thought I was done? Kled ain't never done!"
"I can't be reasoned with!"
"It's go time!"
"I ain't stopping!"
"You see, Skaarl? I'm doing it alone!"