3 days ago today we lost a friend. Not only a friend, but a king. He helped us through our darkest moments, led us through every trial we faced, and was there to enjoy with us the times that weren’t so bad. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about him. The day he died, he shook the earth, and the whole world became one in their mourning. It is important to remember this day, not to mourn, but to be happy. He would not have wanted us to linger in sadness on his own account, but instead to continue on as he taught us, in love and compassion for one another, regardless of age, race, or creed. Today, we remember the Monkey Man who gave it all. Rest in peace.

RIP, you'll be missed bro. Real crazy ♥♥♥♥ happens. 🦜🦜🦜

This is my first time even looking at this sub, and I saw the top post was a list or corn sites... like BRO. That is a little sad dont you think?? I found out the other day there is a sub dedicated to making people relapse on corn addiction?!?!?! HOW DID WE AS A SOCIETY GET LIKE THIS. Like yeah, I had my pretty bad phase of addiction, but I freaking HATED it and didn't idolize it like you GOONERS. This is basically a heartfelt way of saying that yall still have hope and to never give up!!!

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Women and Femboys wanted, planning a cruise of 500+ people. We're all going to dress up like anime cat girls. The rules are simple, $15,000 prize pool for all the cat girls and they all compete in a degrading style of comedic acrobatics. Full nudity, no STDs like big brother. You can only talk in meows. There are staff dressed in suits to help contestants. We drive out in the middle of the ocean where no man laws can touch us, and we let it rip.

Always remember dan... autism is for life but stupidity doesn't have to be

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You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll install Tinder,put yourself out there, find a girlfriend, and passionate sex with her. Your parents will hear about that, relieved that you finally found the happiness they knew you deserve. They'll praise you with warmth and proudness,and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you have gotten consensual sex from a girl. Your mind will be freed from all the doubt, and all that will remain is a man that is unmistakably successful.

This is your fate. This is what you were born into. There is no turning back.

You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the "rejection" you get is only inside your head.Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.

Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who "rejected" you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway.And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women,she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.

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ITS THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS CARVE A JACK-O'-LANTERN. YOU SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE TO START CARVING AND THEN YOU NOTICE IT; THIS PUMPKIN ALREADY HAS A HOLE. A SWEET, TIGHT, PERFECTLY ♥♥♥♥-SIZED HOLE RIGHT IN THE CENTER. IS IT A ♥♥♥♥♥? AN ♥♥♥? A MOUTH? NO, ITS ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN AROUND YOUR ANKLES AND YOUR ♥♥♥♥ IS WEARING THAT PUMPKIN LIKE ITS THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN. YOURE GETTING UP IN THAT PUMPKIN'S GUTS, GRABBING THE STEM LIKE A SADDLE HORN. FOR A MOMENT, YOU CAN HEAR APPLAUSE, BUT THEN YOU REALIZE ITS JUST THE SOUND OF YOUR BALLBAG SLAPPING AGAINST THE RIND. THIS MUST BE EXACTLY HOW TIM BURTON FEELS EVERY NIGHT. YOURE ABOUT TO FILL THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUMPKIN WITH A DIFFERENT KIND OF SEED. AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, THE PUMPKIN DISAPPEARS. SOME SAY IT REAPPEARS EVERY HALLOWEEN EVE TO THE PERSON WHO NEEDS IT THE MOST. SO THEY CAN ♥♥♥♥♥ IT.

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No son, I don't kiss any women. Only men, cause I know it's not gay then.

cats > monkies

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you smell like beef

what

why do you smell

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