Sneak-a-doodle bite, number one!
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Sneak-a-doodle bite, number two!
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Sneak-a-doodle bite, number three!

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

Cashier: That'll be $3.65.
Student Athlete: 365 😤? dam right 💯! Im on my grind 💪🏾! all day. nonstop🏃🏾💨. 24/7. 365 days. no ❌losses ! rip uncle Ben 🙏🙌

Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not... maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach... heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

So, scumbag, we gotcha. Jupitah police gonna track your ass down and guess what? HAHA! we got ya! Thanks a lot, lettin' us know who you were, and google is all over your IP address, your dead moose meat, and after they discolse who you ar' ima send my bois to come see ya.