your mother and I are worried about you not chewing while eating bananas

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Is it because 7 8 9?

No. 7 never 8 9. Seven doesn't even know nine.

The truth is, one day, six and seven decided to go camping together.

And seven, oneted, two bring, three knives, four surfiveal, but Six knew that Seven secretly heighted him, and he didn't have benine intentions.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of ♥♥♥♥ from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!

Hello ♥♥♥♥♥, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid ♥♥♥♥ give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut ♥♥♥♥ mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can’t stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wooo wooooooo honk honk honk!!!

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😳 Guys, I’m gonna say it 😳

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Oh, so you support your girlfriend?

You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO
🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.

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u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy♥♥♥♥♥in my boipuccccwie ~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? O////<

hey its me ur brother can i have ur load scren? i give all arcana for i am collector of screen loads. if u may trade me pls but DO NOT ADD ME I DONT ADD FRIENDS but pls i want ur scren u can find my info in my dossier. no scamboozle i promizo.

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The goldfish slogan 'The snack that smiles back' implies that the goldfish cracker is sentient enough to not only understand that I am smiling, but it also has the facial muscles to copy and return the facial expression to me, all the while aware of it's impending fate of being eaten. Furthermore, this slogan implies that the people who create the goldfish crackers have dominion over artificial life and the ability to create it, all the while granting the sentient cracker edibility. Does this mean the people who make goldfish crackers are hinting that they have the key to life? And good nutritious Edible Yellow Fish?

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Honestly im kinda nervous about telling you this cause i know you hear it all the time but im just going to wing it and straight up tell you that youre the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on steam if not the entire internet, you have an amazing smile, and a very beautiful face. I hope we get a chance to talk sometime

That's all it takes to make you laugh? Such a pedestrian sense of humor. I laugh at how pathetic and infantile your intellect is that such a childish image can entertain you to the point of laughter.

Nobody gives a sweet ♥♥♥♥ what you think.

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You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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Man, it's getting hot in here. Can somebody crank up the AC?
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If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___♥♥♥♥♥ Don't mind me just taking my EToM members for a walk

PURGE THE DEMON FURRIES!

max, i thought you liked Maple, not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VANILLA

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

Fegt.

Hey! ETOM, Evenes here.

Where are your fingers?

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tupac alive numbr one #1 in japan ….♥♥♥♥ the korean ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol zainichi no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the zainichi farm aminal with rap magic now we the japan rule .ape of the zoo leader kim jon gun ♥♥♥♥ the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and korea wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. japan greattst countrey

Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you add me, you little piece of ♥♥♥♥? Last thing I need is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Czeck Republic, Ukranian lookin mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list. Do me a favor and don't bother me again. Next time you won't be so lucky.

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
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GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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"Genuine Lebanese Samurai" do u mean genuine lesbian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

IM DELETING YOU, SENPAI!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Senpais are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Sempai!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Senpais👪 who give you 💦head pats💦 Or never get ☁️noticed☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friend️💦 5 back: you're senpai's kanojo😽👼💦

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I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. ♥♥♥♥ YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4

Max we can't be friends anymore

HE'S GONE FULL WEABOO SAVE HIS SOUL

"I'm really getting into Nekopara" -Max 2016

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