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animal diff, wcyd? 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am 
SMURF. VALVE PLEASE BAN
d▣n 9 Nov, 2020 @ 12:33pm 
if TLO was a competitive platformer player he would be super dario
Bazongo 10 Apr, 2018 @ 7:38pm 
The Shape of Water is complete ♥♥♥♥ because you never see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. Not once.
Bazongo 27 Sep, 2017 @ 10:32pm 
If I clone myself and get him to suck my ♥♥♥♥, is it gay??? All these recent scientific developments have got me thinking. I think human cloning will possible in the near future. Having said that, I need to prepare for it and ask the hard questions now so there's no need to wait later. I just want to be able to dive right into the experimentation. I'm not gay. I'm really not gay. Ok, so cloning myself. If I clone myself, wouldn't my clone want the same things I want? If I want him to suck my penis, surely he'd want me to suck his as well. And considering I don't want to have to suck his penis, that would mean he wouldn't want to suck mine, right???
Bazongo 27 Sep, 2017 @ 10:32pm 
This is a real dilemma. How do you think this will play out? Am I thinking about it the wrong way? I'm not gay. I'm really not gay. Also, I've heard that clones sometimes have violent tendencies. So should I be worried about him trying to bite my ♥♥♥♥ off? He'll no doubt soon realize that his only purpose is to pleasure me with his mouth. What if he sees me if his evil creator? And what if he starts to tell people I'm gay? I'm not gay. I'm really not gay.
Bazongo 17 Jan, 2017 @ 11:11pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Bazongo 21 Jun, 2016 @ 7:43pm 
They said u lost a step, wasn't explosive as once was, the best days was in the real view, questioned your drive, your leadership, your commitment, you don't have killer instinct, going back home is the worst mistake in your career, he got the coach fired, players traded, won't work between him and Kyrie, Him and Kev won't work, love your teammates to much, there's no way he can deliver a championship in his hometown, etc etc etc.... But guess what THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS #StriveForGreatness #ThisOneIsForTheLand #PutSomeRespeckOnMyName Hahahaha!!! Yes sir
Pyramid 10 Mar, 2016 @ 4:18am 
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Senpais are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Sempai!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Senpais👪 who give you 💦head pats💦 Or never get ☁️noticed☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friend️💦 5 back: you're senpai's kanojo😽👼💦10 back: you're senpais immouto 💦
Enron Risk Manager 22 Feb, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.
Bazongo 14 Aug, 2015 @ 11:39am 
With that out of the way, let us examine futa. You said that man-with-vagina image was not attractive. It had female genitalia, but a symbolic male frame. Was it gay for you to not be attracted to the male symbol, despite it having female genitalia? No, because the focus here is the symbol. In this case, the masculine body and whatnot overwhelmed the genital and created an internal definition - "this is a male".

If we examine a futa, it's the same, but in reverse. Classic female attributes with a ♥♥♥♥. The body is a female symbol.You HAVE to find it attractive, because it has a female symbol despite the genitalia. It's not gay to like futa. In reverse, it's gay to NOT like futa. I rest my case.
Pyramid 13 Aug, 2015 @ 9:32pm 
He kept cutting me off mid sentence and repeating what I said over and over in a mocking tone
he then told me to send my items first, in order to prevent 'electrical interference'
Ok so I did that, and then he hasn't been online since?
Bazongo 12 Mar, 2015 @ 8:18pm 
THEY AREN'T CHINESE YOU UNCULTURED…
pants
Okay…Okay let's calm down…Hrm.
They're Nipponese also known as Japanese. They are in no way chinese, China is NOT JAPAN!!!
China doesn't even make anime (NOT CARTOONS). Cartoons are for children, Anime is for adults. Anime means Animation just like Gravity Falls and the adult cartoons we have here, Anime is NOT FOR KIDS! It is Animation for adults and calling it a cartoon is an insult to the entire business, the nation and anyone with a brain you ignorant fool!!!
ALSO!
Bazongo 7 Mar, 2015 @ 7:16pm 
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a dirty look

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
Bazongo 20 Feb, 2015 @ 12:22am 
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very stress. i am gay and this very difficult, i am very religion . i never act to be gay with other men. after in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He show me video game and we are kiss.

We sex. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. I wonder, why do I gay? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
jose [Yaz] 7 Dec, 2014 @ 12:58am 
ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Because.. even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.

Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.

Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you
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💜 8 Dec, 2013 @ 7:15am 
+rep good trader thanks a lot john hehehehe
nok 19 Aug, 2013 @ 8:17pm 
commended 10/10 good trader sent items in small and well packaged container directly to the location mentioned
Kim-Jong-Uno 31 Jul, 2013 @ 7:52pm 
+rep Great Fast and Easy
Immortal Bongo Cat 6 Jul, 2013 @ 2:28am 
Wo xiang ni (:
Chase 24 Jun, 2013 @ 10:40pm 
Best trader ever. He gave me a free courier and also gave me a free game! I have never met somone as generous as he is! 10/10 would trade again
⎝⧹GWeZiN⧸⎠8R⧸⎠⧸⎠ 24 Jun, 2013 @ 10:04pm 
thanks for the great time last night, john. looking forward to next time ;) <3 xoxo
dinuletz 15 Jun, 2013 @ 2:27pm 
good trader!
Stone 15 Jun, 2013 @ 11:56am 
+rep, fast 'n fair
Immortal Bongo Cat 14 Jun, 2013 @ 3:06pm 
P.s. Luv u too :D
Immortal Bongo Cat 14 Jun, 2013 @ 3:06pm 
U know u love me <3
Alien Technology Trade Banned 19 Apr, 2013 @ 2:27pm 
+1 rep good will
NIKO 14 Apr, 2013 @ 1:09am 
+rep nice trader :)
Chase 13 Mar, 2013 @ 3:18pm 
Good trader was fair!
10/10 :)
VALKARIAN 3 Mar, 2013 @ 11:57am 
yo john where have u been dude?
VALKARIAN 13 Dec, 2012 @ 3:18am 
one of the best :D
nok 16 Nov, 2012 @ 1:16am 
9.5/10 A++++++ would trade again
xile 29 Aug, 2012 @ 5:20pm 
very good trader + rep
aobgod 10 Aug, 2012 @ 10:58am 
nice trader +rep
76561198067493115 2 Aug, 2012 @ 2:46pm 
+rep good trader!